What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is better, 4 more years of Trump with the media trying to hurt him, or 8 years of DeSantis with the media licking booty, or 4 to 8 years of RFK with the media hating on him all the time? (Biden is not an option, he can't win)

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

Dr No

Can relationship issues cause depression?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How does a single-payer healthcare system handle costs for surgeries, and what's the patient experience like compared to private insurance?

Live and Let Die

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?

-J W Pepper

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why did the UK Supreme Court rule that transgender women are not women?

From Russia With Love

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

According to Trump, Ukraine started the war. Why?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

Does CloudFlare protect blackhat sites from DDOS attacks?

Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What are some difficulties in a JEE aspirant's life?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice

Have you ever witnessed political correctness harm someone?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Does Taylor Swift actually play the guitar, or is it a prop?